What's the date? Oh, that's right, October 24. So, is it weird that it snowed today? Maybe a little. It's not wholly unheard of for it to snow in October here where I live, but it's certainly not overly common. It also snowed a bit on Tuesday. Now, it didn't amount to much at all. It did not accumulate either time. The sky was just sort of spitting snowflakes.
Here's the thing. I like snow. I really do. As I've said before, alongside autumn, winter is one of my favorite seasons. And the snowfall that comes with it is beautiful, beautiful in that enchanting sort of way. (Yes, it's cold, but it's still beautiful.) But, I usually prefer to at least make it past Halloween before I see the first snowflakes. One reason for this is that the threat of frigid temperatures and snowfall can really diminish the number of trick-or-treaters on Halloween. And I really like handing out candy (and eating it, of course). So I hope the snow holds off for Halloween. Thereafter, I'd be happy to see the ground blanketed with snow.
Volume of Forgotten Lore
Ramblings of a random mind.
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Sunday, October 20, 2013
So, Monday, we meet again.
Yes, that's right. Tomorrow is Monday. Alas.
I made sure to end this weekend on a good note, though. How? I stirred up some brownies, used a new recipe that involved lots of chocolate and orange extract. Tasted delicious, if I do say so myself.
So now, with my stomach full of sugary goodness, I'll do my last rounds of internet surfing and some reading before turning in for the night. Then I'll be prepared (or at least as much as possible) to meet up with Monday again. I guess it also helps to know that I have leftover brownies for my Monday evening snack. After all, brownies fix everything. Even a Monday. Right?
I made sure to end this weekend on a good note, though. How? I stirred up some brownies, used a new recipe that involved lots of chocolate and orange extract. Tasted delicious, if I do say so myself.
So now, with my stomach full of sugary goodness, I'll do my last rounds of internet surfing and some reading before turning in for the night. Then I'll be prepared (or at least as much as possible) to meet up with Monday again. I guess it also helps to know that I have leftover brownies for my Monday evening snack. After all, brownies fix everything. Even a Monday. Right?
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Word of the Day
saffron: a spice obtained from a particular plant in the iris family
Honestly, my favorite use of this word is its use as a character name in the late TV show Firefly.
Honestly, my favorite use of this word is its use as a character name in the late TV show Firefly.
Friday, October 18, 2013
Riddled with Holes, Episode 2
Here is the second installment of Riddled with Holes. I guess I'll make the following my storytelling disclaimer: I cannot, and certainly will not, promise a masterpiece. This is a
story I am writing purely for fun, as practice in, and in some sense attempted
parody of, my favorite genre of fantasy. I write it with the hope that it will serve to liven
up this blog a bit, to offer some entertaining variation in posts. So
enjoy, if you can, if you want to.
“Why? Because that’s how we keep you alive, Cody
Jones. At least for now.”
***
Riddled with Holes, Episode 2
There I stood, frozen, and not
merely because the icy air was seeping into my bones. A shiver ran through me
as the crimson eyes in the bush shifted position. Was that thing moving closer? I couldn’t tell.
A belated idea hit me. I stepped
back and reached my arm through the doorway into the kitchen, my hand fumbling
along the wall until I found the panel of light switches. I flicked random
switches up and down until I found the one for the outdoor light. The light
fell over Puff and me, but its radiance failed to reach even as far as the edge
of the patio, let alone the bushes where the red-eyed creature hid.
A low growl rumbled in Puff’s
chest. I placed my hand on his head. Feeling suddenly bold, I called out, “Hey!
Who’s out there?”
There was a rustling in the
bushes, another shifting of those red eyes. But there was no verbal reply. Not
that I had actually expected one.
I allowed my attention to be
drawn away from the bushes when I glimpsed movement to my left. There, another
shape moved within the shadows. Something was approaching the patio. I tensed,
as did Puff, and a woman came out of the darkness and into the light. I
blinked, once, twice, three times. She had long dark hair, a milky complexion, and
wore a silken blouse of royal blue. Despite the chilling situation at hand, my
mind still possessed enough clarity to realize that she was the most gorgeous
woman I had ever seen. She stepped directly beneath one of the lights on the
patio, and I saw that she had the bluest of blue eyes, and in the patio light
they gleaned. And so did the knife in her hand.
“Whoa,” I said, taking a step back, holding my
hands out in front of me in a defensive gesture. “Who are you? What’s up with
the knife?”
”It’s not meant for you,” she
told me, her voice low and smooth. Then she waved her knife-wielding hand
toward the bushes, where I was pretty sure the red-eyed whatever-it-was had
drawn closer. “It’s for that.” Then
she turned back to me, looking me up and down, and asked, “Don’t you have a
knife? A sword? Anything?”
I cocked my eyebrows at that
notion. I couldn’t help but say, “Not on me. I must have left them in my other
boxers.”
She looked at me strangely, with
an expression that I read to mean, I
think you’re joking but I’m not entirely sure. “Aren’t you Cody Jones? You
meet the description.” She examined me once again with those blue eyes, top to
bottom.
“Cody Jones. Yeah,” I replied
slowly, “that’s me.”
“And you have no weaponry? At
all?”
“No. But in my defense, it’s not
like I came out here expecting to need any. All I wanted was to let my dog
inside. And then to go back to bed. To sleep. Where it’s warm.”
Puff suddenly shifted and
bark-woof-growled. Turning, I barely even registered the rustling sound of the
bushes before I saw that thing
bolting toward us. In the split second it took for it to cross from the back of
the yard to the patio, I noted that not only did it have red eyes, but also
fangs. Really long and really sharp fangs. It was pale and gangly, and I noted
how it looked human, or at least humanoid, but not really.
The woman with the knife shoved
me aside and offered the non-human humanoid an uppercut to the chin. It growled
as it was knocked to the side. But then it righted itself, all too quickly, and
it came back with a vengeance. With her knife, the woman slashed at it, and I
could see blood glisten on its gangly arm, but it still managed to elbow the
pretty lady aside.
And then it ran at me. I did the
first thing I could think of, and kicked my foot up between its legs. The
monstrosity—which now had a long strand of drool dripping from one fang—stopped,
but it looked more confused than pained. Yet the momentary pause lasted just long
enough for the mysterious woman with the knife—the exceptionally large knife, I
just realized—to dart back into the scene. With one hand she grabbed the
snarling creature by its long greasy hair, and with the knife in her other hand
she made a single slicing motion. The monster’s body slumped to the ground,
hitting the pavement with a thump. The
beastie’s head remained in the woman’s hand. Looking at it, she grimaced and
even snarled, and then she tossed it aside. I watched her do this, then watched
the head fall to the ground, next to the decapitated body, all with a strange
detachment that both surprised and disturbed me. I guess I should blame that on
too many videogames? Or too many horror movies, maybe?
“That,” the woman said, snapping
me back to reality, whatever reality was anymore, “is why you must always
remain armed. Do you understand that now?”
I opened my mouth, but not to
answer her question. Instead, I asked one of my own: “What is that thing?” I
pointed a hand down at the slain creature.
She looked at me, eyebrows raised,
as if that was the absolute stupidest question. Finally, she uttered, “A
werevamp,” as if that was the most obvious answer in the world.
“A were-what?”
“Werevamp. You know, a
werewolf-vampire cross. A hybrid.”
“No. No, I don’t know. How would
I know that? Werevamp? Those exist?”
“Well, obviously.” She looked
away and pinched the bridge of her nose, hid her stunning blue eyes behind tightly
shut eyelids, as if collecting her thoughts. She eventually mumbled, “Good
grief. I can’t believe you’re it.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
She gave me a hard stare. “No
offense—well, I guess no offense—but so far you’re proving immensely underwhelming.”
“Gee, thanks.”
“You sure you’re Cody Jones?”
“Pretty sure.” I scratched at my
scalp, even though it didn’t itch. “What’s this all about, anyway? What did you
mean, I’m it. And what am I so
underwhelming for?”
“They said you would be some great
warrior. But...” she trailed off, looking me up and down.
“They said? Who’s they?”
“The oracles. The scrolls.”
“What?” I spluttered. “Who are
you? Maybe that’s the better question. You know, I usually trust the pretty
ladies, and you really are plenty easy on the eyes, and, for what it’s worth,
you are in really good shape.” I realized my eyes were wandering, as was my
mind. I forced myself to snap out of
it. After all, there were more pressing matters at hand than her looks, no
matter how distracting I found them. Again, I asked, “Who are you?”
“The name’s Avadoralinea. Ava,
for short.” She almost smiled, but it was strained.
“Ava,” I repeated. I felt bad how
uncomfortable she looked, trying to give me a smile that was only obligatory at
best. ”That’s a pretty name.”
“Um, thanks.”
Suddenly, a strange howl-squeal rang
out in the distance. Ava looked over her shoulder, up at the moon, then at me.
“That one,” she said, pointing at the cadaver at our feet, “was just the first.
More will come. We need to get out of here.”
“What? What’s going on?”
“They’re after you. They know
we’ve found you. They want to kill you, before you can fulfill your destiny.”
That sounded all-around
terrifying. But I could find no words to express that sentiment of mine. Had
she really just said that someone—they,
whoever that was in this case—wanted to kill me? And what was that about my
destiny?
After yet another howl-squeal
filled the night, Ava said, “We definitely need to leave. Now. Does your house have
a closet?”
“Uh, yeah. Tons of them. Why?”
“Tons of them?” Ava gaped at me,
eyes as wide as saucers.
“Well, not really tons, but a lot of them. I don’t know,
maybe seven of them.”
“Well, hopefully one of them will
work.”
“Work? How does a closet work, exactly?”
She looked at me, her brow
furrowed, pretty face set firm around the edges. “We don’t have time for this
right now,” she finally declared. She spoke none too soon, because there was
suddenly another screeching howl, much closer this time. “Inside. Now. Take me to
the nearest closet.”
“Not until you tell me why.”
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Word of the Day
falafel: a deep-fried patty made with chickpeas, fava beans, or both
I have been hearing this word a lot lately, for some reason. Most recently, I came upon it in the book I am currently reading, American Gods by Neil Gaiman.
I have been hearing this word a lot lately, for some reason. Most recently, I came upon it in the book I am currently reading, American Gods by Neil Gaiman.
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Riddled with Holes, Episode 1
Here is the first installment of Riddled with Holes. I cannot (and certainly will not) promise a masterpiece. This is a story I am writing for fun, as practice in, and in some sense attempted parody of, my favorite genre of fantasy. I hope it will serve to liven up this blog a bit, to offer some entertaining variation in posts. So, enjoy (if you can, if you want to).
***
Riddled with Holes, Episode 1
I awoke with a start, a gasp
actually escaping my lips as I shot up in bed. I had been dreaming. But, it’s
not like I knew what about. I never remember my dreams. Ever. Once I had even
tried keeping one of those dream journals—not that I told anyone, though, because
that would have given my buddies a lifetime supply of ammunition for mockery.
But it didn’t matter anyway. Keeping that journal had been pointless, because, like
I said, I never remember my dreams.
I swung my legs over the side of
the bed, and a wave of panic ran through me. Crap, I thought, my mind still fringed at the edges with sleep. Did I leave Puff outside? The floor was
cold beneath my feet. I wore nothing but my boxers to bed, year-round, simply
out of habit. It felt like an icebox in my room. I tossed on a maybe-clean pair
of sweatpants and a definitely-not-clean shirt. Then I slipped on some
sneakers, shunning the concept of socks, and headed into the hallway.
Tripping over someone’s discarded
backpack, I fell against one of my roommate’s closed doors, and of course was
profanely scolded from within. I continued to stumble down the hall until I
made it to the top of the stairs. The television was on downstairs, sending
lightning-like flashes across the dark walls. When I had reached the bottom of
the steps I could see the back of someone’s head—most assuredly Landen’s, given
the wildness of the hair—and with a glance at the television I could see that he
was well into one of his late-night videogame marathons.
I crossed through the kitchen and
fumbled my way through the dark to the backdoor. I placed my hand on the
deadbolt, but I didn’t need to unlock it, since apparently no one had bothered
to lock it in the first place. When I opened the door a cold breeze hit me,
biting at my cheeks like a thousand tiny teeth.
“Puff,” I whispered into the
night.
I received no response. Maybe he
was giving me the silent treatment. After all, I had forgotten to let him back
inside before turning in for the night.
This time I whispered louder.
“Come on, Puff. Sorry I left you out here, boy. My bad. But come in now, bud. I’m
seriously about to freeze to death.” It really was freezing. I expected it to
be chilly, or cold, but not freezing.
After all, it was barely October. My breath came out in a plume of steam, and the
arctic air threatened to freeze it into icicles before it could
dissipate.
There was a huffing, grumbling
noise off to my right. Followed by a sudden movement that I could only barely
discern in the inky blackness of the night. Then something slammed into me,
hard, knocking me into the doorframe. It was Puff. All two hundred pounds of
him. He was as black as the night, so all I could see of him was the moist
glisten of his eyes, roughly a foot in front of me. He let out a quiet woof,
and then I sensed him turning back around to face the yard.
Puff was not a barker. He was as
quiet and gentle of a giant as you could find. So when he woofed again, louder this time,
I knew something was off.
“What’s the matter, boy?”
Woof.
“What is it?”
Grrrr.
Something was definitely wrong. I
stepped out onto the patio. Puff was next to me, and I could feel him inch
closer until he was touching my side. Peering through the darkness, I could
finally tell that Puff was staring out towards the bushes against the back
fence. Turning my eyes to that portion of the yard, I tried to see what he could see. I
looked for an opossum, raccoon, even a cat. Puff didn’t usually care about those
kinds of things, had never even chased a squirrel in his life, but something
had him riled, so I had to start somewhere.
Once my eyes had fully adjusted
to the dark, I didn’t see an opossum, or a raccoon, or a cat. What I saw was a
shadowy shape suddenly dart between two of the bushes. It had been big, at
least the size of a man. And it was fast. Like greased lightning fast.
Then, from within the depths of
the bush that the...thing...had run
toward, I saw red. Two red dots. Glinting, like two little pools of blood just
floating there. They were eyes, I presumed.
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Storytelling Fun
As a child, I constantly wrote stories. All kinds of stories. Stories about puppies and kittens, aliens, time travel, magicians, knights and castles, even one about a lonely teddy bear. And I even illustrated them. Now, when I come across those childhood stories in my old notebooks, I cringe. They were horrible. But I must have thought they were pretty good at the time, because I kept on writing them. And I still do. I enjoy writing as much as I enjoy reading.
Where I am going with this? Well, this is what I was referring to in my previous post. In that previous post I indicated that I would soon begin something new on this blog. That "something new" will be some fun ole storytelling. I won't (or perhaps I should say can't) promise much from it. I simply enjoy writing, so I figured I'd formulate some semblance of a story to liven up this blog.
A few details about the story that is thus far rattling around in my head:
1. The genre will be fantasy.
2. As a fan of fantasy, I have accumulated an extensive list of cliches within the genre. With this story, I must admit (or perhaps warn is the better term) that I intend on making a play on a number of those cliches. Why? Because that will be part of the fun of it. After all, why not attempt a parody-esque play on my favorite genre?
3. I will post installments of the story as often as I can (but of course this frequency will depend on things in life such as work, family, etc.). Some installments may be short, some may be long.
4. The story will be titled Riddled with Holes, for various reasons (the reader is free to decipher those various reasons as he or she wishes).
5. I have a basic idea in my head, but past that the story will be a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants kind of thing. There will not be much forethought or planning going on within my head. That being said, things could unfold within the story in any given way or direction, likely depending on my mood at the time each installment is written. Also, I have no idea how long the story will be. I guess it'll reach its conclusion whenever the time seems right.
6. As I stated before, the reason I am writing this story is, simply put, for the sheer fun of it. As previously noted, I enjoy writing (and will take any chance I can to practice the hobby). Furthermore, I think this blog needs something different. So, I'll give this a shot.
That all being said, the first installment of Riddled with Holes will be posted soon.
Where I am going with this? Well, this is what I was referring to in my previous post. In that previous post I indicated that I would soon begin something new on this blog. That "something new" will be some fun ole storytelling. I won't (or perhaps I should say can't) promise much from it. I simply enjoy writing, so I figured I'd formulate some semblance of a story to liven up this blog.
A few details about the story that is thus far rattling around in my head:
1. The genre will be fantasy.
2. As a fan of fantasy, I have accumulated an extensive list of cliches within the genre. With this story, I must admit (or perhaps warn is the better term) that I intend on making a play on a number of those cliches. Why? Because that will be part of the fun of it. After all, why not attempt a parody-esque play on my favorite genre?
3. I will post installments of the story as often as I can (but of course this frequency will depend on things in life such as work, family, etc.). Some installments may be short, some may be long.
4. The story will be titled Riddled with Holes, for various reasons (the reader is free to decipher those various reasons as he or she wishes).
5. I have a basic idea in my head, but past that the story will be a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants kind of thing. There will not be much forethought or planning going on within my head. That being said, things could unfold within the story in any given way or direction, likely depending on my mood at the time each installment is written. Also, I have no idea how long the story will be. I guess it'll reach its conclusion whenever the time seems right.
6. As I stated before, the reason I am writing this story is, simply put, for the sheer fun of it. As previously noted, I enjoy writing (and will take any chance I can to practice the hobby). Furthermore, I think this blog needs something different. So, I'll give this a shot.
That all being said, the first installment of Riddled with Holes will be posted soon.
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